FML, MLIA

Å starte morran med FML og MLIA var ikke så galt, ungene har sett dumt på meg mens jeg har flirt godt. :P 

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML 
Jeg hadde daua!


Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
LOL!!


Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

Today, my friends and I were at the mall and a huge security guard walked by. His phone went off. His ringtone? The Kim Possible beep. New favorite security guard. MLIA

A few days ago, we had our very last day of school, and the teachers held an awards ceremony. The awards, however, were far from academic, with some of the best including 'Boy with the prettiest highlights', 'Girl whose hair is likely to fall out after using too much hair dye' and, my personal favourite, 'Most likely to go to prison for assaulting Justin Bieber'. MLIA.

Today when my big sister, Who is almost 20, met my boyfriend for the first time, she cornered him, pointed a pencil at his chest, and said "Harry Potter or Twilight?" when he didn't emediatly answer she yelled "Crucio!" my boyfriend fell to the floor, screamed in agony and yelled "HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER!" My sister then backed away, smiled at me and said "he's a keeper." MLIA

 Today at my lunch spiderman came and ate lunch with us. Thank you mysterious spiderman for making lunch a little more exciting MLIA


Tonight I walked out of my friends dorm to see three guys dress in tshirts, shorts, stripped tights and fairy wings. MLIA